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OMG burglar breaks into restaurant. Cooks. Eats. Leaves

A burglar breaks into a restaurant in New Jersey. Takes chicken from the freezer and cooks it with rice. Ignores the money in the cash register. Eats the chicken and then leaves

OMG firefighter starts fires

29 year old volunteer firefighter charged with starting the fires he was supposed to be fighting

OMG police finds dozens of dead snakes in a house

Patrol officers recovered 122 animals from a house in Florida, mostly snakes. Man faces over 100 felony counts

OMG elderly sisters on court over lotto

Two elderly sisters, on in her 70s and the other in her 80s, haven’t spoken since 2005 when they won a $500,000 Powerball jackpot

OMG son named Silvio Berlusconi

Immigrant in Italy from Ghaina names his son Silvio Berlusconi, because he like the country’s Prime Minister

OMG 16 year old got stabbed for cheating on counter-strike

16 year old boy cheats on Counter strike. A gang of other plaeyrs caught him and stabbed him in the head. Lyckylu the boy is alive

OMG granny gets paid by women to sleep with their husbands

This 45 year old grandmother gets paid by women to sleep with their husbands and prove they are cheating. In the past 12 month was hired by 60 wives

OMG boy has 31 fingers

Boy in China born with 31 fingers, actually 15 fingers and 16 toes. Had a 6 and a hald hour operation to remove the extras

OMG pole dancing classes for boys

Pole Dance Academy runs boys’ pole dancing classes. Pole dancing for fitness is the new trend

OMG we’ve got new world record for fastest texting

“the razor toothed piranhas of the genera serrasalmus and pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world” in only 35.54 seconds,

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