Archive for the ‘omg news’ Category
OMG burglar breaks into restaurant. Cooks. Eats. Leaves |
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A burglar breaks into a restaurant in New Jersey. Takes chicken from the freezer and cooks it with rice. Ignores the money in the cash register. Eats the chicken and then leaves |
OMG firefighter starts fires |
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29 year old volunteer firefighter charged with starting the fires he was supposed to be fighting |
OMG police finds dozens of dead snakes in a house |
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Patrol officers recovered 122 animals from a house in Florida, mostly snakes. Man faces over 100 felony counts |
OMG elderly sisters on court over lotto |
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Two elderly sisters, on in her 70s and the other in her 80s, haven’t spoken since 2005 when they won a $500,000 Powerball jackpot |
OMG son named Silvio Berlusconi |
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Immigrant in Italy from Ghaina names his son Silvio Berlusconi, because he like the country’s Prime Minister |
OMG 16 year old got stabbed for cheating on counter-strike |
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16 year old boy cheats on Counter strike. A gang of other plaeyrs caught him and stabbed him in the head. Lyckylu the boy is alive |
OMG granny gets paid by women to sleep with their husbands |
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This 45 year old grandmother gets paid by women to sleep with their husbands and prove they are cheating. In the past 12 month was hired by 60 wives |
OMG boy has 31 fingers |
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Boy in China born with 31 fingers, actually 15 fingers and 16 toes. Had a 6 and a hald hour operation to remove the extras |
OMG pole dancing classes for boys |
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Pole Dance Academy runs boys’ pole dancing classes. Pole dancing for fitness is the new trend |
OMG we’ve got new world record for fastest texting |
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“the razor toothed piranhas of the genera serrasalmus and pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world” in only 35.54 seconds, |







