Actually, you don't have to be a clairvoyant to see that he's about to eat sh*t
Adorable kitten Hedwig can't help falling asleep
A zero with a few broken ribs, I must add
She was trying to kiss her picture on the phone but she kisses dad instead
Faceplant + pancake effect. This would definitely leave a bruise.
Elliptical donkey kicks. The next best thing in woking out.
What a respectful guy, he even kneels before the monument
...or a quick way to demolish your garage
This is called the cat-bath hypnotism
Guy is obviously blessed with positive karma
Poor corgi gets a severe ass-kick
WARNING: perform this procedure only under the supervision of an expert