Here is why you should never skateboard at work

May he be the last man on earth, to receive such a devastating hit

No man on this earth should take a hit like that. The fall was kind of poetic though.

Can happen to anyone

You could smell it in the air

It is clear that the deer ignored every single paragraph of the traffic code [dpf]

Happie GOATie is the holder of the Guinness World Record for the “Farthest distance skateboarding by a goat”

That was probably the last time she tries skateboarding

A great portion of the impact was absorbed by the “rear part” area

The really seem to enjoy it
[dpf]